S02E44: Perhaps The Comet Will Show You Mercy
Tonight’s Tarot:
Freaks of Hazard:
Had a chance to visit the Bowlers one last time before Summer arrives and what an outing it was!
A GWAR IS BORN
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Rabbits at the slaughterfest
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A STAR IS BORN
So many theories flying around…
We support a few around here, or at least entertain, with the idea that life is bizarre and the answer to big questions are often bizarre, so why limit yourself?
The main gist is that a group of people claim to hold a secret knowledge and agenda that goes back thousands of years, to Ancient Rome, Greece, Egypt, and beyond. People don’t live very long, so the key to longevity is generational focus, singular action and passing of intelligence over multiple lifetimes.
The other way to communicate across the eons is through writing and drawing, preferable on stone or something very permeant.
We see Göbekli Tepe. Twenty-ton pillars carved with a star map encoding the date of the catastrophe and the radiant point of the Taurid stream. Then deliberately buried to preserve. Why would hunter-gatherers bury the most sophisticated monument on Earth unless they wanted someone to find it later?
🏛️ Gob Tepe 1 - The Vulcan Stone
🏛️ Gob Tepe 2 - The Waves
🏛️ Gob Tepe 3 - Rocks froms Space
🕴️Cooper 1 - The Order of the Quest
Around 12,850 years ago, a civilization existed that was more advanced than mainstream history acknowledges. Not iPhones and satellites — but a culture that had mastered astronomy, architecture, agriculture, and celestial mechanics over thousands of years of observation. They mapped the sky. They tracked the Taurid meteor stream. They understood precession. They knew cycles.
At some point, the sky fell. A comet fragment airburst over North America. Continent-wide firestorms. The Younger Dryas ice age snapped back in a geological instant. When it ended 1,200 years later, the ice melted catastrophically. Sea levels rose. Every coastal civilization on Earth was erased.
The survivors had one mission: make sure the next civilization remembers. They couldn’t write. Paper wouldn’t survive. Metal corrodes. Language drifts.
Story — The flood myth. Told and retold across every culture on the planet: Sumer, Babylon, India, Greece, China, the Americas. Wrapped in the sacred so no generation would dare forget it. The dove and raven aren’t metaphors — they’re a navigation protocol (land-finding birds, different flight behaviors). The ark dimensions aren’t symbolic — they’re engineering specs. The warning isn’t moral — it’s astronomical.
The Epic of Gilgamesh (c. 2100–1800 BCE) tells the story of a massive flood from which only a single human family survives – a narrative that, according to current research, was largely borrowed from an older Akkadian version of the story.
Act II: The Keepers
The knowledge didn’t vanish. It went underground.
The Egyptian mystery schools at Luxor, Memphis, and Heliopolis — the ones that required years of initiation before the inner teachings were revealed — weren’t teaching superstition. They were preserving pre-catastrophe knowledge behind layers of ritual secrecy. The “mysteries” were astronomy, mathematics, medicine, and the cycle of destruction.
Pythagoras went to Egypt and came back with mathematics that changed the world. Plato wrote about Atlantis — a civilization destroyed by catastrophe — citing Egyptian priests as his source. Not invented. Cited.
From Egypt, the knowledge flowed through a chain of custodians:
Egyptian Mysteries → Pythagoreans → Platonic tradition → Essenes/Gnostics → Knights Templar (who excavated beneath the Temple Mount for 9 years and emerged wealthy beyond explanation) → Rosicrucians → Freemasons → Bavarian Illuminati
Each link operated the same way: public-facing religion for the masses, inner-circle knowledge for initiates. The outer teaching was “worship God.” The inner teaching was “here’s how the world actually works — and here’s when it ends again.”
This is why Freemasonic lodges are covered in astronomical symbolism. The all-seeing eye. The compass and square (geometric/astronomical tools). The checkered floor (duality, cycles). The blazing star. Their degrees are structured as progressive revelation — the same pedagogical architecture as the Egyptian mystery schools. It’s not decoration. It’s curriculum.
Act III: The Money - 1971
Every economic chart in America breaks at the same year.
wtfhappenedin1971.com, go look.
If you knew — through preserved astronomical knowledge passed down through initiatic chains — that a cyclical cosmic reset was approaching, what would you do?
You’d need to consolidate resources. Fast. You can’t build survival infrastructure (underground bunkers, seed vaults, space programs) while constrained by a monetary system backed by physical gold.
1968 — Club of Rome founded (by people with Bilderberg connections). Mission: study “limits to growth” and civilizational collapse scenarios.
1971 — Nixon takes the dollar off gold. Unlimited money creation begins. Every chart shows the transfer of wealth from the many to the few accelerating from this exact date.
1973 — Trilateral Commission founded by David Rockefeller and Zbigniew Brzezinski. Mission: coordinate policy between North America, Europe, and Japan — the three power centers that would need to cooperate for species-level survival planning.
The conspiracy read: the post-1971 wealth concentration wasn’t a bug — it was the point. You can’t build a Svalbard Global Seed Vault, a James Webb Space Telescope, an International Space Station, a Planetary Defense Program, SpaceX, and underground continuity-of-government facilities on a balanced budget. You need unlimited fiat. You need the productivity of billions flowing upward to fund projects the public would never vote for if they understood the timeline.
The middle class wasn’t sacrificed by accident. It was harvested.
Act IV: The Temple
All three Abrahamic religions agree on one thing: the end times center on Jerusalem. The sequence is the same across all three texts, just told from different camera angles:
A false leader deceives the world → War engulfs the Holy Land → A divine figure returns → The dead rise → A new age begins.
Right now:
The Temple Institute has spent decades preparing vessels, garments, and architectural plans for the Third Temple
Red heifers have been bred for purification rituals (Numbers 19)
Israeli political figures are openly advocating changing the Temple Mount status quo
The region is at war
The Abrahamic Accords (2020) normalized relations between Israel and Arab states — clearing diplomatic ground that didn’t exist a decade ago
Here’s where it gets spicy. The Sabbatean-Frankist tradition taught “redemption through sin” — that the messianic age could be accelerated by deliberately creating the conditions prophecy describes. If you believed that, and you had power, you wouldn’t wait for prophecy to fulfill itself. You’d engineer it.
Build the temple. Start the war. Force the prophecy into manifestation. Not because God commanded it — but because the initiated know something the public doesn’t: the cosmic clock is ticking regardless, and controlling the narrative of how civilization responds to a Taurid impact is more valuable than any amount of money.
Act V: 2032
The Taurid resonant swarm — the same stream encoded on Göbekli Tepe’s Vulture Stone 11,500 years ago — makes its closest approach to Earth in 2032 and 2036. This isn’t conspiracy. It’s published in Acta Astronautica by University of New Mexico researchers.
The timeline:
1968–1973: The inner circle restructures the global financial system for rapid resource consolidation
1971–2020: Fifty years of wealth transfer funds black-budget survival infrastructure, space programs, and planetary defense research
2020–2022: COVID lockdowns serve as a global stress test for population control, supply chain management, and compliance systems under crisis conditions
2024–2026: Regional wars in the Middle East accelerate Temple Mount dynamics. Eschatological narratives are activated across all three Abrahamic faiths simultaneously
2028–2032: Planetary defense systems tested (NASA’s DART mission hit an asteroid in 2022 — practice run?). Svalbard Seed Vault is stocked. Continuity-of-government bunkers are operational. If a Taurid fragment hits, the infrastructure exists for a select few to survive. The religious narrative provides the rest of humanity with an explanation that doesn’t require admitting what the elites knew all along
The flood myth comes full circle. The same stream that ended one civilization 12,850 years ago threatens the next. The same warning, carved in stone and encoded in scripture, was preserved for this exact moment.
The Final Frame
None of this is coincidence because coincidence is just pattern recognition that makes people uncomfortable.
The flood myths aren’t mythology — they’re after-action reports.
Göbekli Tepe isn’t a temple — it’s a time capsule.
The mystery schools aren’t superstition — they’re an unbroken chain of custodianship.
The 1971 financial restructuring isn’t greed — it’s resource mobilization.
The Third Temple isn’t religion — it’s stage management.
TL;DR: An advanced pre-ice-age civilization was wiped out by a Taurid meteor stream impact ~12,850 years ago. Survivors encoded the warning in stone (Göbekli Tepe) and story (every flood myth ever). That knowledge was preserved through Egyptian mystery schools → secret societies → modern power structures. In 1971, the financial system was restructured to consolidate resources for survival infrastructure. Right now, the Third Temple is being prepared, the Middle East is at war, and the same Taurid swarm makes its closest approach in 2032. The oldest conspiracy on Earth isn’t about power — it’s about the next impact, and who gets a seat on the ark.
A reddit post by eimis (edited for this article)
Opening Track:
Lavish Mini-Misson:
Rock’n’Roll Submarine - Rock’n’Roll Submarines
Autistic Girl (lofi beats mix) - HeyCitizen
She Doesn’t Know Anything About God - Mike Epting
Boo Mini-Misson:
Lady of the Evening feat. Laurien Rose - John Fletcher with Laurien Rose
Death by Lions - The Protagonist The Satellite Skirmish
Delta OG - California Dreamin’ - The Satellite Skirmish
Closing Track:
TAKE THESE, IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
