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HEY WALT
DID YOU GET IT?
When I first saw this I thought it was A.I., but that is not the case turns out…
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OUT OF THE CLUB
🌙 “It’s a Cult, and Walt’s the Messiah”: Meet the Couple Who Sued Disney Over Secretive Club 33
Scott and Diana Anderson kicked out of Club 33 and spent $400,000 to fight the expulsion.
Open since 1967, it’s served celebs and other high rollers. It’s located over the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. It also had the honor of being the only place to buy alcohol at the park. The 1901 Lounge was opened in CA in 2012 and available to Platinum members.
The Andersons had to wait for 12 years to get the invite, with the sign-up fee being $40k and $10k for dues. They averaged out using the club around 80 days a year over the following five years.
In 2017 Scott was discovered by a park guard on a bench and was assumed drunk. Scott alleges he only had a little bit of wine and was instead suffering from a migraine. This led to the couples forever expulsion from the club. It cost the couple $400k and they were looking for $231k in damages.
The couple claims upwards of 80% of members sell access (or merch) to other people, and that this is to pay off the now $32 a year dues.
How can the Andersons afford this? They own a golf course in Gilbert, AZ.
“When I was 16, every high school in Arizona went to Disneyland for graduation. That’s when I first saw the light in the window above the fire station, which is Walt’s Eternal Light. I’m like, what is that about? Turns out the light was in Walt Disney’s personal apartment. Then I found out that right next to that is Club 33. I’m like, “I would like to get into this club.” We had heard it cost $6,000, and this was more that 30 years ago. Then the invitation came, and it was four times what we thought it would be.
The following is a short list of the dirt the Andersons went on to spill in this interview:
$25k and $40k tier memberships.
$40k plus first year dues for $10k.
First there was Silver and Gold, then Platinum and Executive. Silver was forced to upgrade to Gold after that. Gold could upgrade if they opted for the Platinum dues.
Five “skip the line” VIP tours per person.
Park fees were waived, in addition to receiving 100 park tickets for other people.
“A glorified annual pass”.
Don’t have to pay for fast passes.
Could ride the Lilly Belle, Walt’s personal car on the train, but tickets were soon sold for $85 a pop.
“Waffles at 4 o’clock in the afternoon — no problem.”
No video, and no taking pics of celebs. Members still do it.
If Tom Hanks arrives, you must be out by 3:30pm so that he may enjoy Thanksgiving with his family.
Rebel Wilson was suspended for 30 days for a bathroom pic. After that we was permabanned for getting caught filming herself dance with Minnie.
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Members walk away with 10 bags of merch to flip, the Andersons themselves bough gardening vests and clipping shears. The shears had the 33 logo on the leather pouch. Those later sold for $1000 online.
Dinner inside the Haunted Mansion, $2500 for two tickets.
Access to Walt’s aprtment, which has now been refitted with replica furniture. Now you have to pay to access it.“But you used to be able to go inside and walk through. I mean, we were using the bathroom in Walt’s apartment because we were in there so long. They were like, “Go head. Use the bathroom. It’s fine.”
“Walt pooped here.”
It’s very cultish.
Walt is the messiah.
“In a Los Angeles Times story, they note “the Andersons had run afoul the year before. Diana had been briefly suspended for using some salty language, ‘a couple of F words.'””
The couple has since went on to return to the park “for fun” at least three times.
OPENER
INTERMISSION
The HeyCitizen Experience - Pay The Bills
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The HeyCitizen Experience - Kiss Me Always
The HeyCitizen Experience - To Be In Nashville
CLOSER
PRESHOW


MOOKY - I Don't Wanna Be Here
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The Satellite Skirmish - Empath Eyes - Panacea
The Doerfels - NOSTALGIC - CityBeach
The Satellite Skirmish - Tripodacus - Bluer
Climbing The Mountain (1979-1990) - As Long As It's Rock
The Satellite Skirmish - Delta OG - Johnny Butt
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The Satellite Skirmish - Mike Epting - Seven Days To God
Fucktown Power Boys & No No - Everyone Peg Your Jeans
The Satellite Skirmish - My Friend Jimi - Weather Man
Climbing The Mountain (1979-1990) - The Real Me
Rock'n'Roll Breakheart - Record Books
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HeyCitizen - Pay The Bills
The Satellite Skirmish - Bitpunk.FM - With Love, Goodbye!
TAKE THESE, IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!








