S02E25: We Will Announce An Official Carcass Picking If It’s Going To Happen
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The Wheel of Fortune – Linestrider Tarot Deck
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IT’S CULTURAL
MALACHI joins us! Fuck yeah!
We talk about music, the world of V4V, producing other bands, the history of hair metal, and the fashion of it to boot.
PLUM MEANNESS
TROUBLE IN PARADISE
A local tiki-themed bar went out of business recently. Kon-Tiki’s owner melted down online with a rant railing against the city and a shitty post-COVID world.
“Rumors are true folx. Twice in a gotdamn 18 month span. Yes, it’s personally devastating so comments are OFF because you can keep your idiot opinions to yourself.
Why close? Because we have just been Super Fucking Slow. And we can’t pay anything because we’re broke as a joke. We tried to hold on but just can’t in this, the winter of civilization. We had a good run. Had some great people work here; and some real boneheads too. But will I miss this? Absolutely 100% not. It has been an awful, unforgiving job running this place in this town. The shit piles on without respite or relief.
Every day running a small business in Oakland (or probably in any depressed major metropolitan downtown) is a living nightmare. Break ins, police indifference, bureaucratic ineptitude greed inaction and just plum meanness, the leeches this industry has produced pulling every cent they can out of us for “services” and fees, stupid sign and training mandates which don’t protect the public or the workers but line pockets in well lobbied industries, the list goes on and on and on. There are more reasons not to do this than to keep doing it.
Guys, don’t do this unless you are already rich. Because it really really sucks. You work your ass off just so Karen M on Yelp can tell you she wishes you’d close because a server forgot her mayo. Fuck This. You have two weeks to enjoy what should have been an institution. Don’t ask our staff about it, they don’t owe you a goddamn thing. Don’t ask to buy our decorations and shit, it’s rude.
We will announce an official carcass picking if it’s going to happen. Come in and be nice because if you aren’t, you’ll get kicked out because we don’t care anymore what you think. We are losing our jobs. So if service isn’t on point and things take too long or you have to wait for a table, that’s just too fucking bad. It’s been a mostly rotten 7 years with some good shit. Thanks everyone, WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!” — Kon-Tiki Matt
MR. TAPMASTER
Pantera
Dokken
DO YOU SEE ME?
OPENER
Mentors Lyrics Read at Senate PMRC Hearings
INTERMISSION
Peso Much (SciFunk Version) - ovvrdos
CLOSER
PRESHOW
TAKE THESE, IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
