S01E186: That's What I'll Win The War With
Tonight’s Tarot:
King Of Swords – Linestrider Tarot Deck
Freaks of Hazard:
There was a handful of monthly paypal’s this week, with the first being from FoxFur with $5.00! Today it struck 29 degrees and it felt like it was time to strip off the fox furs.
Next up was Wiirdo with some of that magic number action for $3.33! Womomomomomom
Sir CrossStitch was up next for his $5.33, and we thank you for your continued courage!
Last up Captain my Captain was Capt. Oblivious with triple on the 5’s for $5.55!
Vox sent in something really rad, it’s a set of wireless lav mics for the “Boob’s On The Ground Reports”!
Also got some really sweet Mothman origami from Frankiepaint!
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THE HUMBLE PINEAPPLE
PINEAPPLES CHANGED THE WORLD
Pineapples reached Europe after they were discovered in the Americas, and the world was never quite the same. Pineapples were cultivated to thrive in various tropic zones around the world, notably Africa and Asia, but that did not stop people in colder countries from devising ways to grow them at home.
England started growing pineapples in the 1700’s. Simple heated dung pits were available to the amateur, while the wealthy experimented building enclosed growing areas with crown glass, a brand new method (to the English) of manufacturing glass. By the 1800’s, the Greenhouse had arrived in England, as well as a period of magnificent architecture.
As a symbol of status, wealth, and success, the pineapple was trendy with European society. The middle class would rent pineapples for special events.
With the invention of plastics, glass greenhouses were replaced with cheaper abominations. Thanks to greenhouses, the world may now grow virtually any crop year round.
SHE FLINCHED AT THAT
OPENER
Elijah Wood Prank Interview ( Funniest Part ) 🤣🤣🤣
INTERMISSION
https://zososcorner.substack.com/i/81427262/intermission
CLOSER
Take Away Pretending - Ariel Powell
PRESHOW
Sequined Vest - Matt Bigelow
Jimmy V - Pour Me Some Water
Daves Not Here - You Gotta Know
Climbing The Mountain (1979-1990) - Love Train
Panzee - Someone Said
The Death of Rock and Roll - This Pain I've Grown
Kurtisdrums - Charlie
Sir TJ The Wrathful - The Dark Song(Live with The Doerfels)
Skatenigs - Night at the MekaDisko
Empath Eyes - Shadow Man
Survival Guide - Don't Feel Bad
Rusty Gate - Over You
KryptaHolic - The Kill (LIVE)