S01E170: Pick Your Knife Up At The Door
Tonight’s Tarot: Four of Wands Linestrider
Freaks of Hazard:
CBrooklyn sent in a donation for $6!
This morning brought FoxFur coming in with $5!!
SirCandinavian came in with a slam dunk $66.00!!!
SirSeatSitter snuck in there with a $3.33!
Wowie Zowie, Makeheroism sent over a threadless bundle equaling $43.01!! He also sent in a new piece for B4TS!
He also made up a new banner for a service we’re providing!! You supply a link or mp3’s to your music, and we’ll throw an rss feed together for it!! BYOLW (Bring your own lightning wallet). We’re up to 20/21 albums now!
Check out these three albums from Midnight Mike of OBDM that we go uploaded!
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Coke Dick, Titties & Sarcasm - Fucktown Power Boys & No No
Then we had two additional folks reach out! C00p via NAS and Jahray both jumped on this offer and here’s there albums!!
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On My Way - The Cooper Friendly Feel Good Group
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LISTEN TO PHILDO SPEAK BRAILE
MAKIN LIFE LIVABLE
Coincidence? I think not.
🌙 About The Skatenigs
🌙 Skatenigs (Wikipedia)
⭐ Beavis and But-head S03E19 Ball Breakers
Skatenigs was begun by Owen in Los Angeles in 1989, though it's been Austin-based since the early '90s. Running until 1995, with a brief reunion for a handful of shows in 2011, Skatenigs were reactivated in 2016 for their self-released Adult Entertainment For Kids, with all current members augmented by Big Boys/Poison 13/Junkyard legend Chris Gates. What Could Go Wrong? basically comprises what Skatenigs did during COVID-19 lockdown.
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🌙 What Could Go Wrong Press Release
🌙 ReView: Skatenigs – What Could Go Wrong?
Here’s the two albums that we uploaded for Phil to the Podcast Index and they’re boostable!!!
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What Could Go Wrong? - Skatenigs
Good Clean Fun...My Ass - Choreboy
🌙 In It for the Money Choreboy's Punk Premise
⭐ Beefcake New Skatenigs
HIS NAME WAS DR. PAYNE
🌙 Skatenigs Switchblade
🌙 "Talking About Lorri Jackson"
I’D GIVE THE MAZE A C+
SHE’S DEAD, WRAPPED IN LAYERS LIKE AN ONION
“According to local legend, “Onionhead” is the cruel nickname forced upon a young man from Slidell, Louisiana, who was brutally murdered by a vigilante mob after being wrongly accused for the murder of a young woman. Consumed by rage, the assailants hacked his body into 13 pieces and scattered them in a nearby cemetery.
Swearing vengeance, his mother put a hex on the townspeople who took her son. In the months following, those responsible for Onionhead’s murder were each victims of gruesome deaths.
Locals still report sightings of a monstrosity, hideously stitched together, stalking the cemetery… and out for revenge.”
🌙 Mall of America Opening a Massive 45,000 Square Foot Haunted Attraction This Halloween Season!
“The intricate detail and one-of-a-kind offerings, such as specialty bars with themed cocktails and food, will create a haunt experience like no other,” the team promises. Much like Universal’s HHN, they’re also promising “terrifyingly evocative sets” as well as “media-based scare moments, theatrical lighting, special effects, and an original soundtrack.”
Feels more like an Oak Island job if you ask me…
Not bad overall! A secret bar half way thru was a nice spot to two chug slam and IPA before finishing the maze off.
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OPENER
INTERMISSION
Peggy that's the recipe for mustard gas (original in pinned and desc.)
If You Leave - Fucktown Power Boys & No No
Earliest Recording of the word "F*ck" (1885)
Sleepwalking with a Knife - 1point3
The Single Most Uncomfortable Moment in TMNT
Beers Steers and Queers( life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness mix) - Skatenigs
CLOSER
She Doesn't Know Anything About God - Mike Epting
PRESHOW
Climbing The Mountain (1979-1990) - Come On and Love Me
The Death of Rock and Roll - Pleasure Hound
Choreboy - We're in It for the Money
The Cooper Friendly Feel Good Group - This Drinks On Me
Dane Ray Coleman - The Bunny and the Coyote
Tongue - Boobs (Dolce Stil Nouvo)
Fucktown Power Boys & No No - Everyone Peg Your Jeans
TAKE THESE, IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
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