S01E155: Slappers Only!
Don't Lose your Head Edition
Freaks of Hazard:
Sir CrossStitch is here with a mothly paypal donation of $5.33!
Gicts is an absolute chad, and sent over the full transcribe, search, and clip scripts! Wowie Zowie!!
Also had a mystery package arrive in the Minneapocalypse with this inside!!
Goodness we are absolutely S T A C K E D with art for tonight’s episode!!
First up is Fletcher with this cool composite A.I. image of just exactly what goes down with the Mothman in space!
Makeheroism is very, very, very good boi!!!
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WELL, BLOW MY WHISTLE
According to a whistleblower, the USA has a trove of parts and equipment from 'non-human origin' UFOs which have crash landed on earth
Former intelligence officer David Charles Grusch said the US is also engaged in top-secret operations that attempt to 'reverse-engineer' the pieces
'The material includes intact and partially intact vehicles,' said Grusch
(from Daily Wire)
Journalist specializing in UFOs and the afterlife
Forward written by John Podesta, deepstate lackey whose creepy leaked emails showing that he set up bribe speech tours for the Clintons, weird cryptic messages suggesting he was involved with sex-trafficking for the Obama administration, held violently-themed art collections, instructions for creamy risotto (looks good), and other things. This resulted in a “Red Scare” style cover-up by the Government and Media, but Podesta’s public image was scarred forever nonetheless
Frequent guest on Coast to Coast AM
Member of the Kean Family (pronounced cane), one of the oldest American political families
Namesake of Kean University
Close ties (intermarriage) with Livingston family, descended from Founding Father William Livingston
The two families are some of the most prominent in New Jersey
Grand daughter of New Jersey Congressman Robert Kean
Great-great-great-great grand-daughter of banker John Kean, who was a representative of South Carolina in the Continental Congress, 1785-1787, personally appointed first cashier (basically President) of the Bank of the United States by President Washington
Uncle Thomas Kean Sr., former Governor of New Jersey, was chairman of the 9/11 commission
Cousin Thoman Kean Jr. is a congressman and former state senator from New Jersey
Former long-time staff reporter for the New York Times
Particular interest in John Mack, Harvard psychologist and Jeff Epstein doppelganger
(From the article)
Former intelligence officer David Charles Grusch said the USA and other nations are engaged in top-secret operations that attempt to 'reverse-engineer' the pieces to create weapons.
Grusch also claims that the information has been illegally withheld from Congress as the government tried to hide the finds, which are involved in an '80-year arms race' to take advantage of the technology.
He told The Debrief: 'We are not talking about prosaic origins or identities. The material includes intact and partially intact vehicles.
'The existence of complex historical programs involving the coordinated retrieval and study of exotic materials, dating back to the early 20th century, should no longer remain a secret.'
In filing his complaint, Grusch is represented by a lawyer who served as the original Intelligence Community Inspector General (ICIG)
Find the rest of the article here
I’LL TAKE THE WHOLE BAR
IS THAT BROWN M&M’S I SEE?
Humanize Artists - What’s the difference between the advance and the rider?
The Demands Of The Artists - And why would this matter?
This fun article came thru one of the roadie pages I follow, let’s take a peak behind the curtain at Alice Cooper’s “Too Close for Comfort” 2023 Tour!
“An Alice Cooper show may involve confetti-filled balloons and/or streamers being tossed out into the audience, and/or the use of ‘stage blood’ in some of the theatrics, some of which may drip onto the stage or splatter into the audience,” the rider states. “No additional charges for cleanup will be allowed.”
“Monday, Thursday or Saturday, they’ll have one bottle of Grey Goose, Ketel One or Belvedere Vodka (“NO Stolli, Tito’s or Absolut”). If it’s a Wednesday or Sunday, make it a bottle of Kahlua, Baileys Irish Cream, Malibu Rum or Havana Club Dark Rum.”
“No matter the day, six bottles of Corona Light, six bottles of Stella Artois, one bottle of Silver Oak Cabernet Sauvignon. Munchies galore, including Sweet Chili Doritos, Chef’s Cut turkey jerky, Purely Elizabeth granola, Skinny Pop popcorn and Newman’s Own salsa.”
“NO Wall Street Journal”
“No sugary colorful cereals”
“Styrofoam; Aquafina, Dasani “or similar reverse-osmosis water””
“Team Cooper requires 72 towels — 60 freshly laundered, large shower towels and 12 black smaller ones.”
This website is truly killer, check out how many are archived!!
Here are some notable ones singled out:
Katy Perry - Do not stair at the backseat thru the rearviuew mirrow.
Rage Against the Machine - Printer priviledge.
Cheap Trick - Is your name Led Zeppelin?
Stevie Nicks - Competent spot ops only, and plastic cups for the Remy Martin.
The Cars - The towels mentioned in clause “III-C.” hereof.
Barenaked Ladies - Very opened minded.
Shinedown - Purple Skittles are for terrorists.
Tenacious D - Anti Jesus and Charlie Chaplin.
Foo Fighters 2011 Tour Rider A Smash Hit - A literal coloring book.
Kid Rock - No booze but we’ll get you clothes.
Pantera - Walk (To Taco Bell).
Frank Sinatra - I’ll take the whole bar.
Bloodhound Gang - One local area of interest magnet, and a monkey skeleton please. We’re very serious!
George Carlin - Allergies can lead to death.
Al Gore - That’ll be $100,000.
The Clintons - Are humans, just like us!!
Hillary Clinton - W'’re keeping the transcripts.
Sarah Palin - Lear 60 or bigger.
Iggy Pop '06 - Now this one is just fun, here’s some highlights!
Iggy Pop '12 - The shenanigans never ceased,