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S01E112: They Weren't Very Tender In The Beginning
Freaks of Hazard:
MakeHeroism had a sweet suggestion for a 6000 sat boost! Boo!
QWaffy Von Dustbubble (happy relocation to the southeast btw!) is here with their $3.33 monthly donation! Thank you!!!
SirVo also hooked us up with a sick ass link shortener to make the BoostBot GIFS POP!
NoBeret also had an email for us containing some information about last weeks clips pertaining to the JRE with Sam Tripoli.
Tjunta sent in via the Green Room tonight’s End of Show mix!
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Giants - The Giant of Kandahar
The events allegedly happened in 2002 in a desert part of Afghanistan, when a U.S. Army squad went missing. A "special ops task force" (branch unknown, possibly Rangers considering that the missing squad was Army) was sent to find out what had happened, and the soldiers walked along a ragged, mountainous trail until arriving at the entrance of a large cave. Pieces of broken U.S. military equipment and gear were scattered all around the clearing. The task force was about to enter the cave to explore its recesses when a ~12-15 feet, red-headed, six-digit, double-toothed humanoid emerged and attacked the soldiers. The giant impaled ‘Dan’ with giant spear and proceeded to attack the rest of the squad. The witness states that it took 30 seconds of continuous fire to down the giant.
Between them, the squad was armed with full-auto M4 carbines, "recon carbines" (semi-automatic) and M107 Barrett anti-materiel rifles firing .50 BMG. This much firepower concentrated on one target for one second, let alone thirty, would be extremely destructive.
According to the witness, the giant wore canvas or animal hide covers on to protect its feet like moccasins and smelt like dead bodies. The creature’s body was airlifted back to the squad’s base by a helicopter and net. From there it was loaded into an aircraft and taken away, never to be seen again.
Upon their return, the soldiers were made to sign non-disclosure paperwork to stop the word spreading of their encounter. The witness states that he broke his silence because “people have the right to know what’s happening on our planet”.
MakeHeroism hyped me up to the Quake at the Lake. It was the perfect counter mind control to the day spent at a conference to learn about equity casting for shows. I would like to thank him for the heads up, and…for introducing me to “my guy!” DANNNNNNNHHHHHHAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN! Below are several pro shot clips from through out the night.
Holizna - Acid
Сукины Сыны _ Sons Of Bitches (RU) - Мальчики_Девочки _ Boys_Girls