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S01E109: 'Sblood Shall Be The Yolk Of The Law
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This doc is fantastic for all the archival footage. If you know the story, you’ll be treated to additional tales that aren’t often covered. The bus and Live From Antarctica rehearsal footage. There’s a lot of honest hot takes, including about Brockie that shed more of the human flaws that come in tandem with such a force. All of the members represented here have their own stamp that it screams for a 30 hour miniseries. There’s just not enough time to really relish the times as there’s almost 40 years of ground to cover. For a fact ten minute or so we’re cut right before release that is said to contain more of Sexecutioner’s perspective.
It is really awesome to see so many familiar faces come back for this, with some special guests like Weird Al, Alex Winter, and the main cop guy from Reno 911. Oh, and Collete Miller is here. She did the angel wings painting project. If you’re familiar with recent line-up changes, it’s strange that the last iteration of Beefcake (There’s a personal interaction had this one time…) was not featured. There’s only speculation as to why. It should be noted that he was on two concurrent albums, while Vulvatron (who only did live shows before being canned) has some bits. There’s petitions going down currently to push Shudder to produce more, and even to consider getting the whole Slave Pit movie collection added to the service. That would be neat.
There were definitely moments where I was taken aback by how raw it was allowed to be in the short amount of time allotted. Things that felt familiar, things that I wished that were never slept on like saying fuck work and going to the 2015 Gwar BBQ. It is also awesome to know that there were a bunch of live shows in 2021 that featured a lot of the original brains. Also Pete Lee’s band was called the Death of Rock and Roll? It’s listed in the credits as Rock and Roll is Dead. Weird. Been to his house tho, saw his grammy for Phallus. He is a cool guy, and it’s true what they say about his guitar playing in the film.
The fans are all a flurry. Some hate the depiction of Dave. Other’s had no clue who Hunter was yet hate him for his take on the experiences. Overall folks seem to be rather happy with it. There was a Reddit AMA. Lemme tell you this folks, there’s some seriously dumb bohabs out there.
This Is Gwar 1 Halloween Show - The biggest show of the bands to date in the early days. It sounds like quite the killer spectacle! Too bad a bunch of the band quits after this, but it paves the way for a refresh of new characters after this show.
This Is Gwar 2 Tales From The Tour Bus - The infamous buses of Gwar, and the “urinals”! Seriously tho, tales like these are true Americana.
This Is Gwar 3 Super Fans and the Demon - This clip highlights in my opinion how hard the the real life and fictional stories were blended.
This Is Gwar 4 Breakthru Pain - Fucking Perdue.
Who the fuck wrote this piece of shit review? A choice quote, even after referring to “bro-dominated” “bohabs” mistakenly as “habs”. Another terrible use of the word bombshell in this article. It’s dumb as fuck.
Poking around the GWAR homepage I come across something strange. Is this a new outfit? Who is Pit Records? No real footprint online other than a few ablum reviews mentioning new album releases from this label. There’s been three it appears. “Scumdogs XXX”, “The Disk With No Name”, and “The New Dark Ages”.
Wow, you can’t buy a Slave Pit patch, but this one is available? Hopefully we’re not going to start pretending Slave Pit Inc. didn’t exist? What is the motive for this choice? On discogs it lists Pit Records as a sub label of Slave Pit Records. If the gut intuitional vibes are anywhere near the pulse, it feels like this may be a step towards “avoiding” the ire of the m(asses).
The collective has been known as “The Slave Pit” since 1984. It goes back to the beginnings. The movies reference tv channels like “Slave Pit TV”. You even had the “Slave Pit Funnies” comic books. Is this Gwar blinking? Or perhaps too much is being read into it.
“The New Dark Ages is available for pre-order now in a wide variety of packages including various knick-knacks. Worth noting: the band is releasing The New Dark Ages via their own label, Pit Records. That will make it one of the few GWAR full-lengths not to be released by Metal Blade. I don’t have a point. I just think it’s interesting, that’s all As you were.”
Neat. Big Hit Entertainment wanted to form a band around underground rapper Rap Monster. But then he bought in for the money!
“According to Kyung Hyun Kim, BTS' rise was facilitated by a great increase in music video programming and consumption on YouTube and the coming of an idol empire, including merchandising of nonmusical products, games, and fantasy fiction, as well as an expansion of online music fandom. The group has a large, highly organized, online community of fans, known as ARMY (Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth), which translates the group's lyrics and social media posts into other languages and matches charitable contributions of BTS' members.
As of 2020, some 40 million ARMY members subscribe to the band's YouTube channel, with more than 30 million following the official BTS Twitter and Instagram accounts. The fan community helps generate BTS' number-one chart rankings via coordinated campaigns on streaming platforms, as well as pushes to feature BTS' music on radio stations and television. The demographic of BTS fans is overwhelmingly young and female, and some ARMY members may even surpass the group itself in influence.”
Some selected highlights from this forum posting… Freemason’s Oath, Over the Rainbow, Rabbits, keys, pills, House of Cards etc. All the classics. Interestingly enough, poster claims “slaves” are the ones who choose the “red-pill” ala The Matrix. The music video for…wait for it… Singularity is said to feature Wizard of Oz symbology. Let’s take a look!
Wowie zowie, it’s 3:33 long! Spooky! Show art for this week came from this video.
This fashion choice tho. Done fucked up A-A-ron. They’re no Sid Vicious.
Shakespeare was famous for including this swear in many of his plays. When a character uses this exclamation – like "'Sblood, I would my face were in your belly" in Henry IV, Part 1 – you know something is about to go down. It's short for "God's blood," and it packs a powerful punch in the Bard's work.
Our sincere apologies to Noras everywhere – it's the pesky Brits who are to blame for this one. Back in the day, Cockneys would often utter "flaming horror" to show their complete and utter disbelief about something. Naturally, those rhyming Cockneys just couldn't resist changing things up. And what do you get? Bloody Nora!
What in tarnation does "thunderation" mean? Well, if you prefer to keep the blaspheming to a minimum, then it'll do the trick. A lighter version of the swear "damnation," it's the perfect way to show your irritation without taking the Lord's name in vain. We can certainly see an old prospector or saloon owner hollering this one, which makes sense since its heyday was in 1830s and '40s America.
A Spanish word that basically translates to "s**tfire," "cacafuego" was also the name of pirate Sir Francis Drake's ship. And despite the literal meaning of the term, it was originally used to refer to someone bragging too much about their accomplishments. Now this one we can understand!
This Renaissance-era term could be used for both naughty dogs and human children. How versatile! It's meant to insult the misbehavers by comparing them to fragile little puppies. Despite how harsh the taunt may seem, though, "whelp" was used well into the 1970s in some communities. Maybe hold off on bringing this one out at your next family get-together.
Got the morbs
When life hits you hard, someone from the Victorian era might tell you you've "got the morbs." This rather clever phrase from 1880 means to experience some momentary melancholy. One to try at the water cooler?
Grab your kilts: we're headed to ancient Scotland. The handy saying was invented through Scottish Middle English and stems from "woe's sakes." And this one's simple. When a Scot was horrified, heartbroken, or just plain sad, they'd let out a "waesucks" or two. It's fun to say, though a bit hard to spell.
Excuse me? Although it sounds like gibberish, some of the silliest-sounding Victorian slang words actually have pretty intelligent origins. Batty-fang, for example, is a Low London phrase that basically means "to beat someone up". Some say it's derived from the French battre a fin. How fancy!
If some of this slang has you confused, no sweat: there's even a term for "complete and absolute confusion." Next time you're caught in a pickle and left scratching your head, you can say you're feeling like a "fifteen puzzle." Or was it fourteen?
If "chuckaboo" still has you grinning from ear to ear, someone from the Victorian era might call that a "gigglemug." The phrase refers to a "habitually smiling face." Just go easy on the maniacal laughter or you'll be branded a bedlamite.
Georgia Bureau of Investigation released this footage of a possible suspect
Within one day, the County had the crime scene demolished
Guidestones 1 - Mysterious Beginnings
Guidestones 2 - Astro Alignments
Guidestones 3 - Rosy Cross
Guidestones 4 - Solar Cycle
Guidestones 5 - Hudson Cone
Guidestones 6 - Gematria
Origins of the Stones - Elberton Graniter 1980 (Gazette)
Sourced and Built by Elberton Granite Finishing Company in 1980
Anonymous individual calls himself “RC Christian”, follower of Christ
According to the legend, Christian Rosenkreuz was a medieval German aristocrat, orphaned at the age of four and raised in a monastery, where he studied for twelve years. He discovered and learned esoteric wisdom on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, among Turkish, Arab, and Persian sages, possibly Sufi or Zoroastrian masters, supposedly in the early 15th century (see § Symbolism of the numbers in the Manifestos); returned and founded the "Fraternity of the Rose Cross" with himself (Frater C.R.C.) as Head of the Order. Under his direction a Temple, called Sanctus Spiritus, or "The House of the Holy Spirit", was built.
It is described that his body, as discovered by a Brother of the Order, was in a perfect state of preservation 120 years after his death (which occurred in absolute secrecy) – as Rosenkreuz had predicted — in a heptagonal chamber erected by himself as a storehouse of knowledge. It is described that on the sarcophagus in the centre of the Crypt of Christian Rosenkreutz were written, among other inscriptions the words, "Jesus mihi omnia, nequaquam vacuum, libertas evangelii, dei intacta gloria, legis jugum" ("Jesus is everything to me, by no means empty, the freedom of the gospel, the untouched glory of God, the yoke of the law"), testifying to the builder's Christian character.
Rosenkreuz's crypt, according to the description presented in the legend, is located in the interior of the Earth, recalling the alchemical motto V.I.T.R.I.O.L.: Visita Interiora Terrae Rectificando Invenies Occultum Lapidem ("Visit the interior of the Earth; by rectification thou shalt find the hidden stone").
(Quotes of RC Christian from When Man Awakens Let Him Behold….The Georgia Guidestones)
“It is very probable that humanity now possesses the knowledge needed to establish an effective world government. In some way that knowledge must be widely seeded in the consciousness of all mankind. Very soon the hearts of our human family must be touched and warmed so we will welcome a global rule of reason”
“The group consciousness of our race is blind, perverse and easily distracted by trivia when it should be focused on fundamentals. We are entering a critical era.”
“They mark the extreme positions of the rising and the setting of the sun in its cycle of 18.6 years. They surround a central stone which is oriented north and south. This stone contains ports aligned with the celestial pole and with the paths of the sun and the moon as they cross the horizon. The central stone also marks the passing of the sun at noontime throughout the year. We believe that each human being has purpose. Every one of us is a small but significant bit of the infinite. The celestial alignments of the stones symbolize the need for humanity to be square with external principles which are manifest in our own nature, and in the universe around us. We must then live in harmony with the infinite.”
“The Illuminati/Skull and Bones criminal masters that populate the International Bankst[er] cartel have funded [a] complex army of useful idiots for a very specific reason: Worldwide societal control under the ruse of the fake environmental movement. In other words, "They" are using the environmental movement as cover for the institution of a “world crisis” as a “security issue”. The current economic "crisis" seems to be the facilitator and a decoy to keep our attention off the now stealth radical environmental movement that is very much ALIVE or UN-dead but has fallen off the Banksta owned news cycles as of late. The best place to START is the direct connection between “Skull and Bones 322”, the Freemason/Rosicrucian/Theosophy complex, all under the umbrella of the radical environmental movement and spelled out plainly on The Georgia Guidestones.” - Robert Roselli
A few more tidbits worth noting from our handy Elberton Library book include:
The highest physical site in Elberton County was chosen for the site just like a certain nature Cathedral on Manhattan is at that island’s highest point
Elberton is “the center of the world” according to local Indian lore
Mr. Christian liked the area and claimed his great-grandmother was from the area
There are 4 stones that specify the rules in 8 different languages, a center stone with astronomical features and a capstone with the writing: “Let these be guidestones to an age of reason” in the 4 dead languages of Babylonian cuneiform, Classical Greek, Sanskrit and Egyptian Hieroglyphs. In summary: 6 total stones and 12 languages (8 live and 4 “dead”). Therefore, there’s already a connection to 18.6 (12+6 = 18)
Interestingly enough, in the biography at the end Joseph Fendley is described as a 32nd Degree Mason, which is very high up which means he passed through stage 18 that is associated with the “Rosy Cross”
Mr. Christian hoped in the future to construct 12 additional stones in 24 languages
(wide x long x thick) (know what I’m sayin)
Overall height - 19’3’’ (5.87m) [237,746 lbs / 107,840 kg]
(4) Major Stones - 6’6’’ x 16’4’’ x 1’7’’ (4.98m) [42,437 lbs / 19,249 kg]
(1) Center Stone (Gnomen) - 3’3’’ x 16’4’’ x 1’7’’ [20,957 lbs / 9,506 kg]
(1) Capstone - 6’6’’ x 9’8’’ x 1’7’’ [24,832 lbs / 11,264 kg]
(4) Support Stones - 2’ x 7’4’’ x 1’4’’ [4,875 lbs / 2,211 kg]
(1) Support Stone - 2’2’’ x 4’2.5’’ x 1’7’’ [2,707 lbs / 1,228 kg]
(1) Time Capsule - Buried 6’ Below
Lettering - 4,000 Sandblasted, approx 4’’ high each
(4) Ancient (Dead) Languages say the moniker of the stones - “Let These Be Guidestones To An Age of Reason”
(8) Modern (Living) Languages say the 10 Tenets of the Stones
The sunlight that beams through this hole can be used to determine the day of the year by marking noontime
7.6.2022 = 19 (Date of Bombing)
4:03:33 = 13 (Time of Bombing)
6 stones + 16 languages = 18 = 666
Bombing happened on 7/6/2022, or July 6th
George W. Bush turned 76 on day of explosion
Country founded in 1776
“Skull and Bones” Reverse Full Reduction Gematria - 76
“Bomb” Reverse Ordinal Gematria is 76
Located about 700ft away from Highway 77
7 metals of Alchemy - Rosicrucians “The Brethren of the Rose Cross is perceived by students of metaphysics as an important part or even the source of the hermetic-Christian tradition of the Western alchemy treatises period…”
7 days of the week
Theosophy. Check out some of the titles to chapters in Madame Blavatsky’s two volume mega-hit, “The Secret Doctrine: The Synthesis of Science, Religion and Philosophy”:
Seven Cosmic Elements-Seven Races of Mankind
The Seven Powers of Nature
The Seven Prakritis
The Seven Headed Dragons
What are the Seven Planets?
Also, in Volume I of “The Secret Doctrine” she derives the number 7 from addition: “…numbers 3 and 4 counted on the cross, showing a form of the (Hebrew) golden candlestick (in the Holy of Holies), and of the 3+4=7, and 6+1=7, days in the circle of the week, as 7 lights of the sun.” (5)
Freemasonry. Most notably, initiation into the Ancient Egyptian version of “modern” Freemasonry involved seven stages
Opened on 3/22/1980 (March 22nd, 1980)
3 + 2 + 2 = 7
3 x 2 x 2 = 12
3^2 x 2 = 18
32/2 = 16 which turns back into 6 + 1 = 7
666 = 18
18th Degree of Freemasonry - Rose Cross (Scottish Rite)
“Originally one of the principal degrees of the Scottish Rite. A candidate was required to see one degree from each body before completing the 32nd degree. This meant the 18th degree was shown at just about every reunion. Since we adopted the bookend concept for degrees (4th degree, three core value degrees, and the 32nd degree as the final), the 18th degree is not often exemplified. A video of this degree has not been created, and the live presentation of the degree requires a large troupe and can be difficult for a Valley to cast. This means a number of our members probably have not witnessed the 18th degree. I would encourage anyone who does not have the 18th degree marked in their passport to change this as soon as you are able”
12 languages + 6 stones
1980 (Stones Built) - 1+9+8+0 = 18
Lunar Cycle - 18.6 years
12 Languages on the Stones
12 Months, Zodiac, etc
Judaism - 12 Tribes, 12 Gates to Temple
TAKE THESE, IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
Put On Your 3D Glasses (Loud)
The above 3 pieces by Bob Moran