S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage

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Jun 14, 2022

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President Biden Continues To Be Propped-Up Universally By Entertainment Industry

American late night talk shows, once a Great National Pastime of generations past, included less politics. Comedy was the main component of these shows, and it lasted that way until the events leading up to the 2016 election.
Now, Late Night Talk Shows perform primarily political material and deliver party-line agendas, either with outright sermoning or under the guise of “comedy” with half-baked jokes. Comedy has become second fiddle to peddling whatever comes down the pipe from Washington or Langley.
In a desperate attempt to revitalize the image of a historically unpopular president who is under considerable scrutiny for a variety of reasons, including…
- A dubious election with evidence of late-night ballot drops and mail-in fraud
- Soaring inflation and gas prices
- Showing crippled mental faculties
- Touching women and little girls in public inappropriately
- Keeping the country in lockdown
- Forcing experimental pharmaceutical products on the general public
- And much more…
Jimmy Kimmel provides his services to the ailing President
Joe Kimmel 1 - Intro
- Aviator Sunglasses - Meme they keep trying to push
- Jimmy “voted for him dozens of times”
- Acknowledges he’s in danger
Joe Kimmel 2 - Serious Questions
- Starts by pushing Gun Laws (in wake of Uvalde shooting)
- Biden blames former President for everything, dehumanizes GOP
- Biden says he plays fair, he’s the only honest guy around
- Protector of Democracy
- In a sad choice of metaphor, Kimmel compares it to Monopoly
- Biden, protector of Democracy, says he’s gotta send everyone to jail
Joe Kimmel 3 - List of Things We Want!
- Gun Laws
- Abortion Laws
- Climate Change
- Voting Laws
- Biden makes up some bullshit statistic about Green New Deal
- Biden takes credit for forcing American Car Manufacturers to go electric
- Biden then pivots and lets everyone know that he did, in fact, win the election
- By 81 million votes! (Please Clap)
- 50 senators - 50 presidents!
- The 2 Democrats that don’t toe party line are publicly vilified
- Bullies the Supreme Court in the wake of the Kavanaugh assassination attempt
Joe Kimmel 4 - Fastest Growing Economy in the World x3
- Joe created jobs by letting people go back to work after lockdowns
- Inflation is bad, but only for “Food and Gasoline”
- Orange Man Bad again, for no reason
Joe Kimmel 5 - Rambling and Big Pharma
- Joe promises to throw ungodly sums of tax dollars at the Health Insurance Lobby to ensure that the consumer only pays $50 in co-pays for their Rockefeller Industrial Complex medicines
Joe Kimmel 6 - Dementia Death Star
- Biden calls out Oil companies for artificially inflating prices
- Biden talks about 40 billion dollars as if it’s an inordinate sum of money relative to the economy
- Talks about throwing massive taxes on rich for subsidies
- Kimmel acts like it’s common sense to be heavily taxed
- Kimmel blames Trump again, indirectly
Joe Kimmel 7 - Blaming Others, Fake Stats, Bi-racial Commercials, and Collapse
- Bottom line: Blame Trump
- Ads - Bi-Racial couples selling products! How progressive!
- Biden claims to save families hundreds a month on Health costs
- Overstand it
- Kimmel finally cuts him off after too much rambling

Leaked Biden Texts With Cousin

In 2019, Hunter Biden, son of installed President Joe Biden, sent texts to his cousin Caroline Biden in Los Angeles that heavily imply soliciting prostitution.
The transcript of the exchange goes as follows…
- C - She’s a legend
- C - None of these women are except Deva
- C - But Nicola and Deva and Ella and Lucy will all know quality girls who are like I am - distrusting and highly highly wary of evil
- C - I also have Denise a German
- C - 26
- HB - No to Lucy I think
- C - OK so fine
- C - Do you want foreign or domestic?
- HB - And you have to make the pitch directly
- C - I can’t give you fucking Asian sorry
- C - I’m not doing it
- HB - Domesticated foreigner
- HB - Is fine
- C - I’d give you Isabella but she has kids
- C - And an nba ex husband
- HB - No yellow
- C - Yasmina

Note - “Isabella” is likely Isabella Brewster, the sister of Jordana Brewster, of Fast and Furious fame.
At a glance, we see Caroline Biden, who has an impressive track record of avoiding jail time for a litany of charges that would ruin the life of an ordinary person, utilizing her Los Angeles connections to get her cousin Hunter Biden some intimate companionship based on specific parameters.
Caroline Biden 1 - Card Fraud
High budget news publications only focus on the “racist” elements of this, by highlighting Biden’s preference for Asian, specifically “Domesticated Foreigner”.
Thanks to a misplaced laptop, hundreds of pictures, videos, and documents concerning Hunter Biden’s private and business life have surfaced. Prostitutes, strippers, drugs, tax evasion, and corruption at the highest levels of government are prevalent.
Hunter even hooked a Las Vegas Call-girl with a PPP loan.
Hunter Laptop Mini-Dump Rockstar Life - (NSFW)
- Crack Rocks
- A Friend on his Porsche
- Another friend
- Lounging
- Fun in Ukraine
- Your Cocaine, Sir
- Slumber Party
- Obama’s Daughter’s Card

Feds Stage Fake Riot in Idaho - Arrest Themselves on TV

Informants dress up as alt-right terrorists and arrest themselves in blatant photo-op
More and more staged events like this are occurring all over the country, such as the highly mocked J6 protest of 2021
Undercover rioters and protestors seem to be faking outrage targeting LGBTQ+ or black focused events in an effort to create divisive stirs and honeypot dissidents
As we know from the so-called “6-week Cycle”, the FBI/CIA/etc targets compromised or mentally ill individuals in order to create threats against National Security where there are none, in what appears to be attempts at pushing clandestine agendas and justifying their destructive and immoral existence.
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho - Sound Familiar? Kyle Odom, anyone?

Uvalde Shooting - A.I. Surveillance of School Children

Uvalde school district purchased AI service to monitor social media
Washington Post Article Detailing Use of Social Sentinel
- Facebook, along with other tech companies, has been at odds with law enforcement agencies around the world who have been urging the social media giant to drop its plans to implement end-to-end encryption on its messaging services because they argue it would hamper their ability to spot criminal activity. The company plans to expand encryption, which prevents third parties from being able to read the contents of messages, to Facebook and Instagram. It already uses it on WhatsApp.
Social Sentinel which is merged with Navigate360 which is loaded with Obama cronies and individuals associated with the “problem shootings” aka the ones that glow

Questioning the Government Is Fringe Thinking

Uvalde Police Chief Sworn Into City Council

Stock Market - Historically Bad Monday

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The Chosen Juan: Versus the Saturnian Cube

New comic coming out that features some popular conspiracy podcasters!
“Juan is just a “normal” conspiracy podcaster until a black cube of unknown origins is delivered in a familiar looking “Abraxas Prime” box, found in a crater in his backyard one night causing a brief internet and power outage. Soon, Juan discovers with the help of his friends (Mark and Chris of Illuminati Confirmed) that the cube is no toy, it has the ability to change the very frequencies of reality, affecting everyone differently and ultimately unlocking superhuman abilities in each of them. To Juan, the cube splits him into two extremes (Juan on Juan) which never agree with each other but are equally powerful in their own rights. For Mark, the cube allows him to communicate and even merge with any crystalline structure. Chris can force the truth out of anyone (in a very unique and extremely gross way). This discovery causes them to hunt down the origins of this cube, starting on a trans-dimensional journey that will have them facing off directly against reptilians, ancient gods and even the Gnostic demiurge itself.”