S01E102: The Elvis of Bondage
Tarot: 8 Of Wands
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President Biden Continues To Be Propped-Up Universally By Entertainment Industry
American late night talk shows, once a Great National Pastime of generations past, included less politics. Comedy was the main component of these shows, and it lasted that way until the events leading up to the 2016 election.
Now, Late Night Talk Shows perform primarily political material and deliver party-line agendas, either with outright sermoning or under the guise of “comedy” with half-baked jokes. Comedy has become second fiddle to peddling whatever comes down the pipe from Washington or Langley.
In a desperate attempt to revitalize the image of a historically unpopular president who is under considerable scrutiny for a variety of reasons, including…
A dubious election with evidence of late-night ballot drops and mail-in fraud
Soaring inflation and gas prices
Showing crippled mental faculties
Touching women and little girls in public inappropriately
Forcing experimental pharmaceutical products on the general public
And much more…
Jimmy Kimmel provides his services to the ailing President
Joe Kimmel 1 - Intro
Aviator Sunglasses - Meme they keep trying to push
Jimmy “voted for him dozens of times”
Acknowledges he’s in danger
Joe Kimmel 2 - Serious Questions
Starts by pushing Gun Laws (in wake of Uvalde shooting)
Biden blames former President for everything, dehumanizes GOP
Biden says he plays fair, he’s the only honest guy around
Protector of Democracy
In a sad choice of metaphor, Kimmel compares it to Monopoly
Biden, protector of Democracy, says he’s gotta send everyone to jail
Joe Kimmel 3 - List of Things We Want!
Biden makes up some bullshit statistic about Green New Deal
Biden takes credit for forcing American Car Manufacturers to go electric
Biden then pivots and lets everyone know that he did, in fact, win the election
By 81 million votes! (Please Clap)
50 senators - 50 presidents!
The 2 Democrats that don’t toe party line are publicly vilified
Bullies the Supreme Court in the wake of the Kavanaugh assassination attempt
Joe Kimmel 4 - Fastest Growing Economy in the World x3
Joe created jobs by letting people go back to work after lockdowns
Inflation is bad, but only for “Food and Gasoline”
Orange Man Bad again, for no reason
Joe Kimmel 5 - Rambling and Big Pharma
Joe promises to throw ungodly sums of tax dollars at the Health Insurance Lobby to ensure that the consumer only pays $50 in co-pays for their Rockefeller Industrial Complex medicines
Joe Kimmel 6 - Dementia Death Star
Biden calls out Oil companies for artificially inflating prices
Biden talks about 40 billion dollars as if it’s an inordinate sum of money relative to the economy
Talks about throwing massive taxes on rich for subsidies
Kimmel acts like it’s common sense to be heavily taxed
Kimmel blames Trump again, indirectly
Joe Kimmel 7 - Blaming Others, Fake Stats, Bi-racial Commercials, and Collapse
Bottom line: Blame Trump
Ads - Bi-Racial couples selling products! How progressive!
Biden claims to save families hundreds a month on Health costs
Kimmel finally cuts him off after too much rambling
Leaked Biden Texts With Cousin
In 2019, Hunter Biden, son of installed President Joe Biden, sent texts to his cousin Caroline Biden in Los Angeles that heavily imply soliciting prostitution.
The transcript of the exchange goes as follows…
C - She’s a legend
C - None of these women are except Deva
C - But Nicola and Deva and Ella and Lucy will all know quality girls who are like I am - distrusting and highly highly wary of evil
C - I also have Denise a German
C - 26
HB - No to Lucy I think
C - OK so fine
C - Do you want foreign or domestic?
HB - And you have to make the pitch directly
C - I can’t give you fucking Asian sorry
C - I’m not doing it
HB - Domesticated foreigner
HB - Is fine
C - I’d give you Isabella but she has kids
C - And an nba ex husband
HB - No yellow
C - Yasmina
Note - “Isabella” is likely Isabella Brewster, the sister of Jordana Brewster, of Fast and Furious fame.
At a glance, we see Caroline Biden, who has an impressive track record of avoiding jail time for a litany of charges that would ruin the life of an ordinary person, utilizing her Los Angeles connections to get her cousin Hunter Biden some intimate companionship based on specific parameters.
High budget news publications only focus on the “racist” elements of this, by highlighting Biden’s preference for Asian, specifically “Domesticated Foreigner”.
Thanks to a misplaced laptop, hundreds of pictures, videos, and documents concerning Hunter Biden’s private and business life have surfaced. Prostitutes, strippers, drugs, tax evasion, and corruption at the highest levels of government are prevalent.
Hunter even hooked a Las Vegas Call-girl with a PPP loan.
Hunter Laptop Mini-Dump Rockstar Life - (NSFW)
Feds Stage Fake Riot in Idaho - Arrest Themselves on TV
Informants dress up as alt-right terrorists and arrest themselves in blatant photo-op
More and more staged events like this are occurring all over the country, such as the highly mocked J6 protest of 2021
Undercover rioters and protestors seem to be faking outrage targeting LGBTQ+ or black focused events in an effort to create divisive stirs and honeypot dissidents
As we know from the so-called “6-week Cycle”, the FBI/CIA/etc targets compromised or mentally ill individuals in order to create threats against National Security where there are none, in what appears to be attempts at pushing clandestine agendas and justifying their destructive and immoral existence.
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho - Sound Familiar? Kyle Odom, anyone?
Uvalde Shooting - A.I. Surveillance of School Children
Uvalde school district purchased AI service to monitor social media
Washington Post Article Detailing Use of Social Sentinel
Facebook, along with other tech companies, has been at odds with law enforcement agencies around the world who have been urging the social media giant to drop its plans to implement end-to-end encryption on its messaging services because they argue it would hamper their ability to spot criminal activity. The company plans to expand encryption, which prevents third parties from being able to read the contents of messages, to Facebook and Instagram. It already uses it on WhatsApp.
Social Sentinel which is merged with Navigate360 which is loaded with Obama cronies and individuals associated with the “problem shootings” aka the ones that glow
Questioning the Government Is Fringe Thinking
Uvalde Police Chief Sworn Into City Council
Stock Market - Historically Bad Monday
BTC Broke $30K Resistance - Around $21,000 At Time of Writing
Awesome throw back to the “you’re going to hell micro comics”.
The Chosen Juan: Versus the Saturnian Cube
New comic coming out that features some popular conspiracy podcasters!
“Juan is just a “normal” conspiracy podcaster until a black cube of unknown origins is delivered in a familiar looking “Abraxas Prime” box, found in a crater in his backyard one night causing a brief internet and power outage. Soon, Juan discovers with the help of his friends (Mark and Chris of Illuminati Confirmed) that the cube is no toy, it has the ability to change the very frequencies of reality, affecting everyone differently and ultimately unlocking superhuman abilities in each of them. To Juan, the cube splits him into two extremes (Juan on Juan) which never agree with each other but are equally powerful in their own rights. For Mark, the cube allows him to communicate and even merge with any crystalline structure. Chris can force the truth out of anyone (in a very unique and extremely gross way). This discovery causes them to hunt down the origins of this cube, starting on a trans-dimensional journey that will have them facing off directly against reptilians, ancient gods and even the Gnostic demiurge itself.”
Google Engineer Placed On Leave After Insisting Company's AI Is Sentient
CREEM, America's legendary rock magazine, relaunches after 33 years
‘Creem’ Magazine is Returning as an Expanded Universe of Print, Podcasts and More
Hitchcock Predicts The Atom Bomb
INTERMISSION - by lavash
Lonely Punk - Easter Island
Nul Tiel Records - Falling Down
Irama Gema - Gurmukh shouts, Bole so Nihal sat sri akal
Tri-Tachyon - Burning