ABS 'N A 6-PACK: Top Twats
Piers Morgan:
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Piers Morgan forgets to remember the Jimmy Savile he loved
The Jimmy Savile scandal grows more horrific by the minute. I never met him.
Or as Piers Morgan told Mail on Sunday readers back in 2009:
…As I left, Jimmy Savile came up to me. ‘Your TV shows are BRILLIANT!’ he exclaimed. ‘And as I’ve been in the telly business for 50 years, you can take that as an informed view.’ I’ve always loved Jimmy Savile.
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Drake:
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The Moment: Filming the “HYFR” video at a Jewish temple, staging a fake bar mitzvah, and upsetting the temple’s president
The Date: April 13, 2012
The Controversy: We’re not sure exactly what the a Miami temple president was expecting from Drake’s music video. But, what he saw when the video for “HYFR” dropped was most definitely not what he’d agreed to. He criticized Drizzy for using profanity in the video and conveying a message that’s not consistent with the Jewish faith. “Temple Israel does not adopt, condone, or sponsor any aspect of the Drake video,” Temple Israel president Ben Kuehne said, “and was not involved in its production.”
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According to Rihanna, the two musicians are no longer friends.
"We don't have a friendship now, but we're not enemies either," Rihanna said. "It is what it is."
She also explained that when Drake professed his love for her at the 2016 MTV VMAs, his passionate speech made her "uncomfortable" because she doesn't like "too many compliments."
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Drake apparently spent $1M at strip club night after Astroworld tragedy
One day after rapper Drake performed at the tragic Astroworld festival in Houston — during which nine people were trampled to death — he apparently drowned his sorrows by showering strippers with money, according to social media. The Canadian rapper left about $1 million on the floor of the Area 29 strip club in Houston, according to Toronto’s BlogTo. Ecstatic women are seen scooping up the cash in a Nov. 9 social media video posted by the rapper’s friend, DJ Akademiks. When a man prompted them to say, “Thanks, Drake,” all said in unison: “Thanks Drake!”
Scott Adams:
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Dilbert creator's ever-worsening P.R. crisis
Mr. Chaos has apparently long been a fan of Adams; Gawker noted Monday that early this year, he was posting on Reddit that "It's fair to say you disagree with Adams. But you can't rule out the hypothesis that you're too dumb to understand what he's saying. And he's a certified genius." How fortunate for Adams there are people in the world not "too dumb" to understand the certified genius. It just happens that they're all Scott Adams. On Friday, the cartoonist admitted on MetaFilter that he and plannedchaos are one and the same. My tie! It's curving upward in astonishment!
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I take the practical approach — that something is intelligent if it unambiguously performs tasks that require intelligence. Writing Moby Dick required intelligence. The Big Bang wrote Moby Dick. Therefore, the Big Bang is intelligent, and you and I are created by that same intelligence. Therefore, we are created by an intelligent entity.
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Dilbert Says He'll Go all Medieval on Trump If He Turns All Hitler and Sh*t
"My promise: If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. That’s an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is". As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, I’m confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation."
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Vaush:
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VAUSH BANNED FROM TWITCH ‘INDEFINITELY’ AFTER HASAN PIKER’S SUSPENSION
Vaush, real name Ian Kochinski, is a 27-year-old YouTuber and Twitch streamer.
He grew up in Beverly Hills. His father has worked as a Hollywood executive and his mother is a filmmaker.
